Pigeon Police

Somewhere between a deep tissue massage for his tight puppy hips (he's been wagging his tail a little too hard ever since the weather warmed up) and indulging in his favorite probiotic packed frozen yogurt; Spuds found himself wandering through a particularly quaint city park. Surrounded by the sweet scent of lilacs and cotton candy with just the right amount of homeless earthiness, Spuds took a moment to enjoy his temporary retreat from the bustle of urban life. However, temporary it was thanks to a flock of pigeons that flapped dangerously close to his snout. 

If there's one type of aviary creature that Spuds could rid from the planet, it would be the urban pigeon. Sorry pigeons--he just ain't down with you. 

Just when Spuds was about to start barking, a young man came to his assistance. "Put up your hands or I'll shoot  you, Pigeon! This is the Pigeon Police!"

Although this boy was only armed with the his imagination, the fervency that he demanded that these pigeons listen to his authority was frightening. The mass quickly departed to a far-off block. 

While we all can't take the time to attend Pigeon Police Academy this summer, Spuds will most definitely be adding this to his list of objectives.

Woof, woof.