He retreated to upstate New York after forcing himself to walk away from one of his favorite girlfriends. Spuds is a pretty strong communicator and is open to working through issues in relationships, however, when his SO's hair started to look alarmingly similar to Patrick Swayze's character Bodhi (from Point Break), he had to pull the plug.
Sure, Bodhi was a looker with an inspiring take on life; however, his girl's locks were conjuring images of Spuds' totally radical hero during some pretty blush worthy moments--and Spuds just thought that was confusing. Long story short, he regretfully had to step away.
He fled to the mountains to lick his wounds and it was there that he partook in a plethora of soul feeding activities: paddling across lakes after dark, bounding up mountains and enjoying peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on the summit, running beaver damns in canoes, screaming down scenic descents on his skateboard, and licking maple syrup off his paws after indulging in bountiful brunch buffets; to name a few.
After a week of catharsis, fresh air, and successive best day ever's; he's ready for the next bitch. (And yes, we mean that in the proper biological sense of the word. Spuds just isn't down with misogynistic language. RESPECT.)
Woof, woof.
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