SPUDS MAY BE YOUNG, BUT HE CAN DO THINGS!

IN APPROXIMATELY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY MINUTES SPUDS WAS BIRTHED INTO THE WORLD BY ONE AWESOME B!TCH.  THIS PUPPY AXE-KICKED ITS WAY OUT OF THE WOM(B)AN AND DELIVERED PURE JOY, BEST FRIEND LOVE, AND MOTIVATION TO ACCOMPLISH THINGS TO EVERYONE AS SOON AS THEY SAW THE WAG OF THE INCIPIENT TALE. YEAH.  THAT’S RIGHT, IT IS SPUDS’S HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!  

DOGPACKS AND POUND PUPPIES AROUND EL MUNDO BE CELEBRATING!  SOME PARTICULARLY CLEVER CHARACTERS EVEN TRIED TO INSTITUTIONALIZE SPECIALNESS OF 12 AUGUST BY ASSEMBLING THE BELOW OUT OF CHEAP CARNATIONS AND GREEN DOINGER FLOWERS (GOOD EFFORT, BUT THE EARS ARE DEFINITELY OFF).

FYI PROPER GIFTS FOR SPUDS INCLUDE BICYCLE GANG PROTOTYPES, HEIRLOOM TACO RECIPES, AND LOTS OF STUFF DONE IN THE STYLE OF DAWGIE.

PUT A PROPER TOWEL OVER YOUR FOREPAW AND POP THE USD 14 ASTI, TIME TO PARTY LIKE AN ANIMAL!

He's Baaaaaack

..a snippet of a day in the life of Spuds.

 This was before his run-in with Donald Wahlberg. Sure, Mark is a nice enough guy when he's not threatening to beat the snot out of Andy Samberg, however, his brother plays a dirty game of frisbee.

If there's one thing that gets under Spuds fur, it's cheating. He just won't stand for it. Long story, short--Spuds has a moral streak and he uses his teeth in the name of justice. They had a bit of a run-in back in 1995 and things didn't turn out so well for New Kid On The Block's token bad boy. Even worse, poor Spuds landed himself in the hands of the law.

For the past 16 years he's paid his dues in Venice Beaches nastiest K-9 Correctional facility. Now the pooch named the "Dean of Partyology" is back to offer his insights and learnings to all of us two-legged laymen.

So bust open a cold one, turn-up some puppy-makin' music, and prepare yourself for a whole new experience.

Woof, woof.