Spuds is currently en route to an undisclosed location outside of the US Borders. Rumor has it, he's either jet-setting to Singapore to ride his skateboard through the swarms of runners at the midnight marathon, handing out electrolyte tabs and offering words of encouragement; or crossing the border to hang with our neighboring maple leaf fans, tirelessly hunting for perfect screen-printed crew neck sweatshirts at truck stops and applying his "How to Take out a Grizzly Bear" tactics on the trails of Calgary's finest mountains.
Spuds wouldn't be caught dead waving an American flag and engaging in any sort of patriotic activity. Either that, or he blew his load last weekend because he forgot that Memorial Day is always the last weekend in May, indulged in one too many Gin and Tonics, and had to be pulled off the picnic table at a local polo match while barking the "Star Spangled Banner".
You decide.
Woof, woof.
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