While sitting on his sunny stoop and enjoying an extra large iced coffee with cream and granulated sugar (Spuds isn't a fan of that artificial sugar syrup, he likes the crunch of sugar crystals between his chompers); he felt the familiar warmth of the sun's rays on the tip of his nose and remembered the stockpile of sunscreen he had tucked away in the dark corners of his basement.
Just like everything in life, Spuds doesn't do SPF protection half way. No, he takes ultraviolet rays seriously (as he has previously demonstrated with his excellent advice on protective eye wear).
Available for the first time since 1991, Zinka has made a come back and Spuds couldn't be happier. Not only is this the most technologically advanced colored skin paint ever to be sold, but it lends yet another avenue to express yourself.
It has also been known to induce sudden beach party breakouts, as demonstrated below. Just make sure to keep a couple tubes of assorted colors in your pack. There's only a handful of things Spuds can't stand and one of them is showing up to the neighborhood beach volleyball court and realizing he's got the same Zinka color as the chump he smashed into the sand last week.
Woof, woof.
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